RHONE BIOS v4.51PG — (C) 1999 Rhone One Production, LLC
Memory Test : 65536K OK
 
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Food & Drink
Product
Aerial (400ft)
People
Events
35mm_scans
about_me.txt
hire_me.exe
Recycle Bin
clients.doc
GUESTBOOK.HTM
1
Inbox
Games
README.TXT — Notepad_✕
File Edit Search Help
40 lines · 100% · INS
C:\RHONE\Food_&_Drink — 6 object(s)_✕
File Edit View Help
6 object(s) — 4.2MB free of 2.1GB
C:\RHONE\Product — 3 object(s)_✕
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3 object(s)
C:\RHONE\Aerial — Part 107 Licensed_✕
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Altitude: 400 FT AGL — FAA compliant ✓
C:\RHONE\People — 3 object(s)_✕
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3 object(s)
C:\RHONE\Events — 3 object(s)_✕
File Edit View Help
3 object(s)
C:\RHONE\35mm_scans — Kodak Imaging_✕
File Edit View Help
Scanned at 300dpi — do not delete
about_me.txt — Notepad_✕
File Edit Search Help
Modified: today
clients.doc — WordPad_✕
File Edit View Insert Help
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HIRE_ME.EXE — Setup Wizard_✕

Welcome to the Rhône Creative Setup Wizard.
This wizard will install one (1) photographer on your next project.

 
Food & Drink ▾
 
Next > Cancel

Or dial direct: ·

Setup will use approx. 0.0MB of disk space
Recycle Bin_✕
File Edit View Help
Empty Recycle Bin
4 object(s)
GUESTBOOK.HTM — RhoneNet Explorer_✕
File Edit View Go Favorites
~*~ SIGN MY GUESTBOOK ~*~
Sign
4 signatures — no cursing, mom reads this
Connecting to C:\RHONE...
Dialing 813-555-RHONE...

Tip: ask everyone in the house to stay off the phone.

56.0 Kbps — do not pick up the receiver
It looks like you're trying to hire a photographer. Would you like help with that?
Yes, please Go away
📎
You are visitor No.
Inbox — RhoneMail_✕
File Edit View Message Help
URGENT_READ_NOW.txtFrom: RHONE_CREATIVE — 1 unread
1 message, 1 unread
URGENT_READ_NOW.txt — Notepad_✕
File Edit Search Help
1 line · read
RHONE_SWEEPER.exe_✕
Game Help
010
🙂
000
 
Left click: reveal · Right click: flag
RHONE_CREATIVE
A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C0011E36.
The current application will be terminated.

* Press any key to delete old edits and try again.
* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your portfolio. You will
  lose any unsaved RAW files.


C:\RHONE\Games — 3 object(s)_✕
File Edit View Help
RHONE_
SWEEPER.exe
SNAKE.exe
PONG.exe
3 object(s) — productivity: 0%
SNAKE.exe_✕
Game Help
Score: 0Best: 0
Press an arrow key (or button) to start
▲
◀ ▼ ▶
Arrow keys to steer · don't eat yourself
PONG.exe_✕
Game Help
You: 0First to 5CPU: 0
Move mouse/finger over the court to play
Left paddle is you · CPU has slow reflexes on purpose
RHONE_CREATIVE.exe

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